Are lesbians human?

okay ummm it is prophecizizied that satan okay umm would create a race on earth to try to destroy the human race. This has been happening since ancient egypt. we have seen egypt, iran, sudan, ethiopia, roman empire, canada, russia, soviet union, cuba, china, Veitnam, etc... all linked to lesbians





WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW??





~ Timmy Green, prophet and messenger of God.

Are lesbians human?
2 points, thanks c*nt
Reply:of course lesbians are human!!
Reply:Timmy Green.


"Are lesbians human?"


The ones I've known were more or less human.





"okay ummm it is prophecizizied that satan okay umm would create a race on earth to try to destroy the human race. "


What's your source?





"This has been happening since ancient egypt. we have seen egypt, iran, sudan, ethiopia, roman empire, canada, russia, soviet union, cuba, china, Veitnam, etc... all linked to lesbians





WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW??"


If you watch the History Channel, they have linked every fukking thing to Hitler. So they have you beat.
Reply:what a crap logic! you are rather stupid arent you?
Reply:What a stupid question. Yes I'm human and you wish you were a messenger of God. It's more like you are the messenger of idiots.
Reply:REPENT CHRISTIAN -- you follow not the words of your God and Savior. You are intolerant and judgemental. You profane His name. God is coming to judge you as you have judged others.
Reply:Um, everyone keeps saying that all this stuff is linked to lesbians .. i don't see how that works... plus i LOVE my darling lesbo friends, so leave them alone!!! Oh, and yes they're human. just like you and me ... okay well ... yeah.


~!*Jorge`*!~
Reply:i think they r human ... are you?
Reply:How in the hell is it related to lesbians? Most war is a result of religion, land, money, or to much testosterone!
Reply:Have you started on the Lithium yet? I don't think the Prozac is working...
Reply:You are only 11 yrs old? Shouldn't you be out side playing?Better yet, where are your parents while you are on here asking these outrageous questions?
Reply:No, we're SUPER-HEROINES!!! WORSHIP US!!
Reply:can I have some of the drugs that you're on??
Reply:Yes.
Reply:you are nuts and reported again.
Reply:No we're evil robots sent from space to kill and maim ignorant freaks like you. Please tell me your kidding.
Reply:exterminate exterminate exterminate exterminate exterminate exterminate. oh sorry you said my name??
Reply:Are you human?
Reply:what do you have against lesbians? most guys like lesbians, which only makes me think that you are using religon to cover up your own blatent homosexuality. do us all a favour and come out of the closet already.

wesley

List of cool stuff/things?

heres a list of some cool things. lemme know if you have anything else to add.





Trees


Dolphins


Books


The Beatles


Dirt roads


Peanut butter


Glow sticks


Hot Guys


Blue skies


Carnival rides


Dogs


TV


Music


Your mom


Beaches


Quarters


Ducks


Strawberries


China


Perfume (the good kind)


Lotion


Smooth skin


Sunsets


Sunrises


Yellow brick roads


Green


Couds


Flowers


Flavored toothpaste


Blogs (the good ones)


Songs


lyrics


magic


borders(the book store)


nail polish


converse/airwalks


pretty colors minus purple


hippos


guitar


ukulele


singing


dancing


parrots


slides


swings


laughing


the moon


grass (the non itchy kind)


hugs


kisses


number lock


laptops


cameras


swearing


foreign counties


candles


posters


Paris and Nicole


rainbows


Running


Stuff that tastes like chicken


Yelling loud


Making friends


revenge


karma


itunes


ipods


cell phones


shoes


boxer shorts


talking


Hold hands


Kiss in the rain


Typing


Skipping


Jumping over poles


Sitting on the road


Flashing cars


reading


Huging trees


Making people smile


Talking


Watching the sun rise


Watching the clouds roll bye


When time stops for that one moment


sunbathing


booma’s house


jewelry


hot Hawaiians


blonde Britt’s


Wednesdays


Lucy


Babies (just cuz they’re cute not cuz were molesters)


Alaska


New York


Africa


Europe


Eurotrip the movie


Blonde moments


Childhood memories


Kleenex


Kissing boo boos to make them feel better


Being sexy


Skinny dipping


“pants”


Italian new Yorkers


Vanilla


Sleeping in till 3 pm


Parties


Disneyland


Big eyes


Black asses


Juicy apples


Pie


The world


Peace


Mr. Wagner


Friends


Bendy straws


That loud Silence you hear every once in a while


Snow


Wind


Williamsberg


Flying


Magazines


people


my silly *****


my fishing buddy


my kinky *****


eva del sol elgato


ponies


luckycharms


stamps


letters


katie couric


harry potter


the queen of England


prince Williams


dirt


emeralds


sapphires


making wishes at 11:11


living the rockstar life


lollipops


thinking


the smell of new partchment


pizza


spegetti


Italian food


The mafia


The color yellow


The eighties


Big hair


Dane cook


Pumkin from flovor of love


Goldie from flavor of love


Spice girls


Pirates


Hawaii


America


The internet


Happy endings


Best friends


Hearts


Stars


Horseshoes


Clovers


Blue moons


Pot of gold


Red ballons


This one boy


Things that are sexy


Poppies


Magic


The number 69


Flashlight


Orange juice


Lava lamps


Rainy days

List of cool stuff/things?
petrified wood, steve mcqueen movies and Mom's homemade pie..........you just said "pie" which is absurd
Reply:mud slides


kissy fish faces


raspberry vanilla body wash


circles


sporks


eatery


clothes


NEBRASKA!


and gooseberries... =]
Reply:That's a lot of things! Here's some more to add to your list


Yahoo.com


My Chemical Romance


love


comdey movies


tofu with bbq sauce (yum)


Polls %26amp; Surveys


mix cds


rock music


freedom


butterflies


monkies


England


fire


luck


puppies


new shoes


sunglasses


comets


peace


stars


Texas


jumping


fingerless gloves


mexican food (enchilladas rock)


Hollywood Undead


coffee


holidays


daisies


skateboarding


fireworks


swimming


roses


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Reply:me!!!!!
Reply:You forgot my cat and dildos.
Reply:I think you got eveything, did you put love?
Reply:You forgot bats, and I totally agree on pizza.
Reply:Good Lord! I didn't see the kitchen sink in there.
Reply:Wow. Those are a lot. I dont you I have anything esle left to add

Question about Travel Abroad?

I stayed in China for half year. Now I come back. I want to go to China again within one month for doing business over there. Can I go there? I have green card. Please tell me answer with a prove (i.e. info. from a legal immigration affair website). Thank you!

Question about Travel Abroad?
As a green card holder, you cannot be gone from the U.S. more than one year without having to get a re-entry permit. If you are gone 6 months then return for a month, then leave again, that is not a problem. See site below and read paragraph titled "Internationa Travel."

When will the incompetent Communist Australian Labour Party Voters admit how Strong the Howard Government are?

Following the APEC success and Howards ability to gain universal agreement on a reduction of Green house %26amp; CO2 emissions, along with securing $45Billion natural gas deals with China %26amp; a Billion Uranium deal with Russia, why cant the labour losers admit how strong our Government is ?

When will the incompetent Communist Australian Labour Party Voters admit how Strong the Howard Government are?
When Pigs fly BACKWARDS and Hell freezes over and when you start living outside your fantasy world,
Reply:Howard cant take credit for those natural gas deals the West Australian labour Premier can why do you think the Chinese President came to WA first.


Also you do realize when we sell uranium we have take back the nuclear waste and dispose of it shall we put it in your backyard if its so safe.


I also would like to know where Howard is getting the uranium from because it wont be WA we have a moratorium on mining it.


Makes the Northern Territory deal over the Aboriginals very suspect because he must want their uranium that is probably why the army if the truth be told.
Reply:What universal agreement? It was an "in theory" agreement. It was "aww gee whiz we really should do something soon." It was "let's talk about this again sometime soon." What ACTION PLAN came out of it?





Uranium.... Ohhh Myyyy Gawwwd! What a fantastic idea. Well GWB thought so anyway. So that makes it fine then.





Johnny: "Mr. Putin, will you only use this uranium for good and noble purposes?"





Putin: "yes"





Johnny: "Fabulous! How much do you want?"





What sort of checks and balances are in place? Why are they not for the public record?





Johnny's green thumb is nothing to be proud of... I reckon it's a brown one anyway... he's had it stuck somewhere dark and smelly!
Reply:Pig Iron Johnny.





Cheers :-)

What type of gun fires a 39mm round of ammunition and what happens if the round impacts a human body???

Thanks for the info because I was given a light colored,older wooden case of them(alot) and want to know what theye are all about.They are made in China and states to use only suitable launchers on the back of the small green boxes.The bullets are encased in styrofoam,inside these small green boxs and are copper colored.Thanks again for your answer...Tom Science 4

What type of gun fires a 39mm round of ammunition and what happens if the round impacts a human body???
7.62 X 39MM RUSSIAN RED


Isn't that Tracer ammunition?
Reply:well i think thats a mark IX rifle...then about wat impact it has when fired on a human body, u can as well fire it facing u then say wat impact it had......well, thats if u'll be alive to write back on yahoo answers, LOL.


happy holidays
Reply:Sounds like ammuniton for a rifle grenade launcher. The M203 grenade cartidge looks just like a "bullet" and the caliber is 40MM. So I would say you having something similar.
Reply:Your question doesn't add up. A 39 mm shell is extremely large and is usually not shoulder fired weapon ammunition, with the exception of underbarrel granade launchers (which are usually 40mm.) AK-47 ammo (7.62 Soviet) is 39mm long overall. You make it sound as though the diameter of the projectile is 39mm meaning the "bullet" is as big across as 2 1/2 fingers are wide. This would most likely mean that this ammunition is explosive, and the fact that they are styrofoam encased and state "use only suitable 'launcher' " reinforces this notion. (Although the PRC's Chinese to English translation has never been known for great accuracy)


However you say they are "large copper bullets"





In which case are they 5.45 Soviet %26lt;M74%26gt; (AK-74) or 7.62 Soviet %26lt;M67%26gt; (AK-47)? Assualt rifle rounds are not what I would call a "large" bullet, more like an intermediate round, but like you said you know little about guns.


Merely because they are assualt rifle rounds does NOT rule out the possibility that they are incendiary or explosive, although they would have colored bands or tips.





No matter what these rounds are their effect on the human body will be to wound or kill, although a round fired out of barrel (not confined) does not transfer much energy because its energy is not directed and concentrated in a specific direction by a chamber and barrel. If these are explosive rounds however this is a moot point.





I do not believe that these are artillery or mortar rounds as these would not resemble a "large bullet" but a grenade round may be a possibility. However I have never heard of (or found in a search) any listing of a 39mm diameter round, Chinese, Soviet or any other country for that matter. It would have a round metallic (if not painted) head and a casing.





The only thing for sure about this ammunition is that it is not safe in your possession as you cannot identify or describe it. As much as I hate to say it, I would suggest turning it over to the authorities, or at least someone with more firearms knowledge.
Reply:you sound sick....why would you want a gun so big anyhow?...


another school shooter in the making?...


get rid of stuff like that and concentrate on making youself a better person...instead of ridiculous weapons..
Reply:i guess i can see your first part of the question, but the second part? does this really have to be answer?





maybe if you think really hard, considering the speed the bullet travels and the mass that develops in his path, i guess the question is answerd without a response. thank you





and probably just the a drop of the ammo onto your foot probably hurts like a MOFO
Reply:Let's get the measurements straight first...


The M-16 fires 5.56mm bullets


the AK-47 fires 7.62mm bullets


The Chain gun fires 12.7mm cannon shells


The gun fitted in a F-16 fires 20mm cannon shells


The gun fitted in a MiG 29/Su30 fires 30mm cannon shells


I have heard of 37 mm guns fitted on small vessels of the Navy and Coastguard


Therefore a 39mm round has to be fired out of an field mortar or an Anti Tank weapon or even a light field gun/howitzer.


Any of these weapons firing a shell on a you will disintegrate your body into so many pieces that they will have to find you with a broom and pail to fill the body bag. And, of course, the explosive content of the shell will play wonders with any solid object...


Is the round without a casing (Shell attached to it? then it is definitely a mortar or a anti tank round. Both have stabilizing fins at the rear end and additionally the mortar shell has 3-4 circular leak-prevention washers ahead of the fins to help propel the momma out of the mortar barrel.


Please do not store them in your house and keep them separate form any accompanying fuzes. Report the entire lot to your local police.
Reply:what you are in posession are high explosive rocket granades contact the At%26amp;F and turn them over or call the local police they may detonate in your home don't be fooling witht his stuff they are volatile and posessing them will get you 10 in federal prison ,,,,, 7.62 x 39 do not come in styrefoan boxes or market (suitable launchers) get real TEXAN

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1) Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.





2) 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.





3) 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.





4) On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.





5) Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.





6) Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.





7) Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.





8) Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.





9) There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.





10) Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.





11) Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.





12) The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!





13) By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.





14) Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.





15) Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.





16) The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.





17) Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.





18) Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.





19) Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.





20) The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.





21) To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.





22) The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.





23) The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.





24) The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.





25) Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.





26) The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.





27) "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".





28) It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.





29) In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".





30) A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.





31) We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.





32) Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.





33) Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.





34) Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.





35) Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.





36) When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.





37) There are more chickens than people in the world.





38) The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.





39) There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.





40) The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.





41) The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.





42) The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.





43) The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.





44) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.





45) The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.





46) Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.





47) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.





48) A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.





49) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.





50) The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.





51) When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.





52) Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.





53) A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded





54) "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language





55) Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."





56) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.





57) "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.





58) Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.





59) The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language.





60) If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction





61) China has more English speakers than the United States.





62) Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.





63) Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.





64) An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.





65) Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.





66) Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.





67) According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.





68) The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitana... - a New Zealand hill.





69) If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.





70) Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.





71) Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.





72) More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.





73) Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.





74) Coca-Cola was originally green.





75) The most common name in the world is Mohammed.





76) The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.





77) There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.





78) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.





79) Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!





80) You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.





81) It is impossible to lick your elbow.





82) People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.





83) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.





84) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.





85) If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.





86) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.





87) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321





88) If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.





89) If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.





90) If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.





91) Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey





92) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.





93) A snail can sleep for three years.





94) All polar bears are left handed.





95) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.





96) Butterflies taste with their feet.





97) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.





98) In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.





99) On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.





100) Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.





101) Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.





102) The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.





103) The electric chair was invented by a dentist.





104) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.





105) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.





106) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.





107) Most lipstick contains fish scales.


108) And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

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Reply:I really enjoyed your list! Keep them coming!
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Did you know?

For every human being on earth, there are about 200 million insects.


The harmonica is the world's most popular instrument.


By the time they are 65 years old, most Americans have watched more than nine years worth of television.


The puck in ice hockey can travel at up to 118 mph (190 km/h).


If you stretched all the nerves in the body from end to end, they would be about 47 miles long.


Humans have more than 600 muscles in their bodies.


Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.


Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.


There are 293 ways to make changea for a dollar.


The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.


A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.


There are more chickens than people in the world.


Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.


The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."


All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.


No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.


"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."


All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.


Almonds are a member of the peach family.


Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.


Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.


The largest cabbage weighed 144 lbs.


There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.


Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula" - and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."


A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


Tigers have striped skin, not just stripped fur.


In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.


Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.


The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."


A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.


A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.


It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON'T try this at home!)


The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.


In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.


The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.


Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.


There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.


"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.


Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.


The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.


The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.


Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.


Whitby, Ontario has more donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.


Starfish have no brain.


Dolphins sleep with one eye open.


Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".


Bulls are color blind.


A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.


"Babe" was played by over 48 pigs.


Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.


Lip stick contains fish scales.


The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2200 people.


The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.


Kidney stones come in any color from yellow to brown.


Women blink twice as many times as men do.


The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one in the world that sells hot dogs.


A bowling pin only has to tilt 7.5 degrees in order to fall down.


The first episode of Leave It To Beaver aired on October 4, 1957.


Beaver Cleaver's locker number is 9.


The first flushing toilet seen on TV was on Leave It To Beaver.


Jerry Seinfeld's apartment number (on the show) is 5A. In the old episodes it was 3A.


The life span of a taste bud is ten days.


Pi has been calculated to 2,260,321,363 digits.


The billionth digit in Pi is 9.


The first 100 numbers of Pi are:


3.141592653589793238462643383279502884...


58209749445923078164062862089986280348...


Click HERE for 99,999 digits of pi!


A stretched out Slinky is 87 feet long.


An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.


Emus can't walk backwards.


A group of unicorns is called a blessing.


A group of kangaroos is called a mob.


A group of whales is called a pod.


A group of geese is called a gaggle.


A group of owls is called a parliament.


A group of ravens is called a murder.


A group of bears is called a sleuth.


12 or more cows is called a flink.


A baby oyster is called a spat.


Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down.


In the October 22, 1945 edition of Life magazine there was a picture of a chicken with its head cut off. It was alive too!


The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.


Pinocchio was made of pine.


The largest pumpkin weighed 377 lbs.


A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will.


More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.


Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button for it was eliminated during surgery.


There are 22 stars in the Paramount logo.


The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.


A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.


A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.


Cranberry Jell-0 is the only kind that contains real fruit.


The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.


Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.


The pound sign # is called anoctothorpe.


Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.


New Jersey has a spoon museum with over 5,400 spoons from almost all the states.


There was once a town in West Virginia called "6".


Singapore only has one train station.


The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.


Napolean made his battle plans in a sandbox.


Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.


The green stuff on the occasional freak potatoe chip is chlorophyll.


If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.


Pluto's orbit crosses Neptune's making Pluto the eighth planet from the sun. It has been that way since 1979 and will remain that way until 1999.


The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.


The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.


Popeye was 5'6".


Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.


The first word spoken on the moon was "Okay".


Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first.


The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year.


Hilary Clinton once said We are the President.


The percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%.


The percent of men who wash their hands after using a restroom is 55%.


There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.


The Eifel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.


"Jaws" is the most common name for a goldfish.


On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.


The average American eats 2 donuts a day.


The longest word in the Old Testament is Malhershalahashbaz.


The longest time a person has been in a coma is 37 years.


Every minute in the U.S 6 people turn 17.


It takes the Where's Waldo artist one month to complete a drawing.


2500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties.


A baby is born every 7 seconds.


10 tons of space dust fall on the Earth everyday.


On average, a 4 year old child asks 437 questions a day.


Blue and white are the most common school colors.


Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.


The first message tapped by Samuel Morse over his invention the telegraph was: What hath God wrought?.


The first words spoken by over Alexander Bell over the telephone were: Watson, please come here. I want you.


The first words spoken by Thomas Edison over the phonograph were: Mary had a little lamb


The three words in the English language with the letters uu are: vacuum, residuum and continuum.


A baby in Florida was named: Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestd... His middle name is George James.


It is illegal to ride a street car on Sunday if have been eating garlic in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.


In a normal life time an American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat.


A new book is published every 13 minutes in America.


America's best selling ice-cream flavour is vanilla.


American's eat 18 billion hot dogs a year.


American's eat 134 pounds of sugar a year.


Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.


Because of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a bear is as tall as a giraffe.


You can tell if a skunk is about if you smell only .000 000 000 000 071 ounce of its spray.


Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool.


Penguins are the only bird that can leap into the air like porpoises.


India has 50 million monkeys.


By some unknown means, an iguana can end its own life.


Americans spend around $3 billion for cat and dog food a year.


Pigs can cover a mile in 7.5 minutes when running at top speed.


You breathe about 10 million times a year.


The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.


The first non-human to win an Oscar was Mickey Mouse.


Lee Harvey Oswald was booked with mugshot number 54018.


The Gulf Stream could carry a message in a bottle at an average of 4 miles per hour.


The bullseye on a dartboard must be 5 feet 8 inches off the ground.


The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.


The most common time for a wake up call is 7am.


The doorbell was invented in 1831.


The are 255 squares on a Scrabble board.


The electric shaver was patented on November 6, 1928.


There are 500 sheets of paper in a ream.


The monkey wrench was invented by Charles Moncke.


Japan is the largest exporter of frog's legs.


There are seven points on the Statue of Liberty's crown.


There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.


The most common non-contagious disease in the world is tooth decay.


The shell constitutes 12 percent of an egg's weight.


A squid has 10 tentacles.


A snail's reproductive organs are in its head.


A cow's only sweat glands are in its nose.


The word "AND" appears 46,277 times in the Bible.


The first word played in the Scrabble rules demonstration game is "horn".


The telephone's U.S. patent number is 174,465.


The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.


There are 17 steps leading up to Sherlock Holme's apartment.


When a horned toad is angry, it squirts blood from it's eyes.


Napoleon was terrified of cats.


The first Lifesaver flavor was peppermint.


The typical American eats 263 eggs a year.


The ballpoint pen was invented in 1938 by Laszlo and Georg Biro.


The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.


The parking meter was invented by C.C. Magee in 1935.


In 1961, an IBM 7090 computer calculated Pi to 100 265 digits.


The human body weighs forty times more than the brain.


After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.


A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.


The oldest known vegetable is the pea.


Jack is the most common name in nursery rhymes.


The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.


The first zoo in the USA was in Philadelphia.


The letter N ends all Japanese words not ending in a vowel.


France has the highest per capita consumption of cheese.


The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.


4000 people are injured by teapots each year.


The typical American consumes 27 pounds of cheese each year.


The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is feedback.


The ostrich has a 46 foot long small intestine.


The state of California raises the most turkeys out of all of the states.


The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.


George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.


The typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year.


Stainless stell was invented by Harry Brearley in 1913.


A scallop has 35 blue eyes.


The left leg of a chicken in more tender than the right one.


The only dog that doesn't have a pink tongue is the chow.


Iceland was the first country to legalize abortion in 1935.


The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal.


The dumbest domesticated animal is the turkey.


Russia has the most movie theaters in the world.


Albert Blake Dick invented the mimeograph machine.


The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.


The most fatal car accidents occur on Saturday.


An Oscar weighs seven pounds.


It takes the typical person seven minutes to fall asleep.


Gabriel Fahrenheit invented the mercury thermometer.


The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.


The mongoose was barred live entry into the U.S. in 1902.


Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.


Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.


About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.


A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.


The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.


Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.


Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.


A jellyfish is 95 percent water.


The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.


The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.


America once issued a 5-cent bill.


Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.


Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.


A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.


Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.


Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.


Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.


You blink about 84,000,000 times a year.


In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.


A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.


Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States.


The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.


A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.


A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.


The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used.


Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right of left handed... or is that pawed?


The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.


Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lighting than women.


Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions.


Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow.


Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.


Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight.


After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!


When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.


Coca-Cola was originally green.


Hong Kong has the most Rolls Royce's per capita.


Alaska is the state with highest percent of people who walk to work.


28 percent of Africa is wilderness.


38 percent of America is wilderness.


A duck's quack does not echo and no one knows why.


It costs $6400 to raise a medium size dog to age of 11.


Average number of people airborne over the U.S. during any given hour: 61,000.


70 percent of Americans who visited Disneyland/World.


Intelligent people have more copper and zinc in their hair.


The youngest pope was 11 years old.


Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other country.


The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet and was developed by Western Union to test telex/twx communications.


Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.


The San Francisco Cable cars are the only "mobile" National Monuments.


The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter "uncopyrightable."


Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?


The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and learned how to walk up standard staircases.


When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.


The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because, when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.


111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321


Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people (without killing them) used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."


Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.


The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.


David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know his voice was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.


The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.


The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel fuel that it burns.


The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.


Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.


If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.


No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.


The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-star Game.


Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.


Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.


The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.


It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.


Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.


In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.


Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.


The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


On average people fear spiders more than they do death.


You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.


You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.


In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.


A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.


Butterflies taste with their feet.


A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.


The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


Coca Cola was originally green.


The Ten Commandments contain 297 words.


The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words.


Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words.


A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words.


There are more collect calls made on Father's Day than on any other day.


Every day more money is printed for monopoly than the US Treasury.


Men can read smaller print than women, women can hear better than men.


Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.


The world's youngest parents were 8 %26amp; 9 and lived in China in 1910.


Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil


Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.


The youngest Pope was 11 years old.


"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the bubonic plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores (Ring around the Rosey...). These sores would smell very bad so people would hide flowers on their bodies in an attempt to mask the smell ("pocket full of posies..."). People who died from the plague would be burned to reduce the spread of the disease ("ashes, ashes, we all fall down").


The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.


Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.


Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.


The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.


American car horns beep in the tone of F.


No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.


1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.


You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.


Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.


The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.


The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.


A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.


American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.


Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."


The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.


Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.


Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words


Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.


More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes


The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start


A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes


To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles

Did you know?
Proof that this was copy and paste job:


"Click HERE for 99,999 digits of pi! "


That line of his post doesnt have a link attached to it.


So no, he didnt take any time to type all this out, just about a few seconds. LOL!
Reply:Who doesn't? Tell me something I didn't know.
Reply:i wish i had this much time to mess about. good post though. nothin like useless information to brighten the day
Reply:you have way too much time... iwould suggest a hobby such as recreational butter smoothies chef or something.





DRINK BUTTER SMOOTHIES!
Reply:did you know you're something else?


did you know that my neighbor is courting me and i don't like it?





bwaahaha
Reply:I knew those stuff before I was born.. LoL
Reply:great amount of information. Thanks for the same. Most interesting was that u spent so much time for all of us. thanks a lot.
Reply:I love to annoy people by telling them facts and I was running out Thanks
Reply:thank you i read that all.
Reply:AAAHHHHH !! too much information !


thanks for the headache, dude
Reply:I read every one of them! Some I knew, some were revealing. I love this type of trivia. Have a good day.
Reply:It doesn't take any brains to Copy Paste this stuff from a webpage!
Reply:That was pretty cool, lot of stuff I didnt know. Thanks for the time you spent typing all that.
Reply:YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!