Some more for kids are they funny?

What is "out of bounds" ?





An exhausted kangaroo !





What is the most slippery country in the world ?





Greece !





What might you eat in Paris ?





The trifle tower !





If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five ?





Nine !





Who was the best actor in the bible ?





Samson, he brought the house down !





What kind of fish can't swim ?





Dead ones !





What do golfers use in China ?





China tees !





What is the strongest bird ?





A crane !





What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea ?





It gets wet !





What do Scotsmen eat ?





Tart'n'pie !

Some more for kids are they funny?
sorry, ducky, they aren't just funny, they are also very clever..


well done and thank you for sharing
Reply:Yeah, i think they are really funny as they are so simple and to the point. Some jokes go on and on and you have fallen asleep before the punch line - not these!
Reply:LOL! I have to tell some of them to my friends!
Reply:Cool! Thumbs up!
Reply:Like it . Nice mixture.
Reply:nice i liked the





What kind of fish can't swim ?





Dead ones !


that was easilly the best


good job
Reply:Very Funnie!!





What are four %26amp; five! lol





:)
Reply:haha so fuuunny
Reply:yes funny and kids will enjoy them.........i also like them because i am a kid....LOL
Reply:Cute and funny! 8/10!
Reply:thumbs up..
Reply:very cute, my sister would love this





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