2010年5月21日星期五

Knock Knock Jokes Of The Week?

Knock Knock!


Who's there?


Hawaii.


Hawaii who?


I'm fine, Hawaii you?





Knock Knock!


Who's there?


Momma.


Momma who?


Momma, please open the door!





Knock Knock


Who's there!


Alec!


Alec who?





Knock Knock!


Who's there?


Moo.


Moo, who?


Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?





Knock, Knock.


Who's there?


Tennis!


Tennis who?


Tennis five plus five.





Knock Knock


Who's there !


Thumpin !


Thumping who ?


Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back !





Knock Knock


Who's there !


China !


China who?


China late, isn't it?





Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!


Knock Knock


Who's there!


Alec!


Alec who?


Alec coffee, but I don't like tea!





Knock Knock


Who's there!


Alec!


Knock Knock!


Who's there?


Spider.


Spider who?


You tried to hide her but I spied her.





Knock Knock


Who's there !


Spider !


Spider who ?


I spider with my little eye !





Knock Knock


Who's there !


Spider !


Spider who ?


Spider when she thought I wasn't

Knock Knock Jokes Of The Week?
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Reply:Knoco Knock


whos there


Me


Me who


Me with no punchline
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